The World is Our Toilet
...maybe that didn't come out right. Let me try again.
You can take a crap almost anywhere as long as you respect some basic fundamentals and loosen up on some of your inhibitions.
Okay, that's not great, but it's probably more accurate.
Hey there, this is Eric and Katka. We (pictured below) love to travel. We particularly enjoy camping and backpacking, so most of the posts on here will probably center around those adventures.
We'll be trying to share our stories in an entertaining and occasionally educational manner.
"EDUCATIONAL?! THE HELL WITH THAT, YOU CONDESCENDING SON OF A-"
Whoa, hey. Come back!
We certainly don't intend to preach that the way we travel is the end all, be all. Far from it. We enjoy reading blogs like this because they give us a particular point of view / summary of experiences and that's cool. But copying someone else's adventures step by step is kind of lame. We live in an era where everyone has access to infinite amounts of information, but more often than not, the information isn't really understood. It's barely processed, reacted upon, and discarded in order to move onto the next thing. We're guilty of it sometimes, and we will not hesitate to tell you the stories involving some monumental screw ups because A) hopefully you don't repeat our mistakes and B) they're usually pretty funny, like the time Eric took a crap in the woods and wiped his ass with poison ivy. Granted, he was like 6 or so when that happened, but let me tell you, you do NOT forgot the humiliation and shame you felt while bent over with your ass hanging out while your mother uses a hair dryer in a desperate attempt to dry up the calamine lotion slathered all your asshole. We would post a photo of this debacle but we don't need to be shut down for obscenity and/or gain Jared from Subway as our lone reader.**
Anyway, we hope to update this on a fairly regular basis. It will evolve over time, and one day we're going to look back on this initial post as a huge embarrassment. And that's fine! More mistakes to laugh at is a good thing!
Keep pooping, friends. Just don't wipe your ass with poison ivy.
*Yes, we are purposely doing the Sorority Girl toilet pose in this photo. We don't understand it either.
**If you're completely out of touch with the news or reading this in, oh, let's say the year 2052, Subway (a chain restaurant selling cheap, made-to-order sandwiches that barely qualified as food) used to employ a spokesperson who achieved fame for losing a ton of weight eating mostly the above-referenced sandwiches and then later achieved a level of infamy when it was revealed he was a pedophile. Whoops.
You can take a crap almost anywhere as long as you respect some basic fundamentals and loosen up on some of your inhibitions.
Okay, that's not great, but it's probably more accurate.
Hey there, this is Eric and Katka. We (pictured below) love to travel. We particularly enjoy camping and backpacking, so most of the posts on here will probably center around those adventures.
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| 2016 Snow Shoe on Mt. Islip*. Photo taken by Bob. |
We'll be trying to share our stories in an entertaining and occasionally educational manner.
"EDUCATIONAL?! THE HELL WITH THAT, YOU CONDESCENDING SON OF A-"
Whoa, hey. Come back!
We certainly don't intend to preach that the way we travel is the end all, be all. Far from it. We enjoy reading blogs like this because they give us a particular point of view / summary of experiences and that's cool. But copying someone else's adventures step by step is kind of lame. We live in an era where everyone has access to infinite amounts of information, but more often than not, the information isn't really understood. It's barely processed, reacted upon, and discarded in order to move onto the next thing. We're guilty of it sometimes, and we will not hesitate to tell you the stories involving some monumental screw ups because A) hopefully you don't repeat our mistakes and B) they're usually pretty funny, like the time Eric took a crap in the woods and wiped his ass with poison ivy. Granted, he was like 6 or so when that happened, but let me tell you, you do NOT forgot the humiliation and shame you felt while bent over with your ass hanging out while your mother uses a hair dryer in a desperate attempt to dry up the calamine lotion slathered all your asshole. We would post a photo of this debacle but we don't need to be shut down for obscenity and/or gain Jared from Subway as our lone reader.**
Anyway, we hope to update this on a fairly regular basis. It will evolve over time, and one day we're going to look back on this initial post as a huge embarrassment. And that's fine! More mistakes to laugh at is a good thing!
Keep pooping, friends. Just don't wipe your ass with poison ivy.
*Yes, we are purposely doing the Sorority Girl toilet pose in this photo. We don't understand it either.
**If you're completely out of touch with the news or reading this in, oh, let's say the year 2052, Subway (a chain restaurant selling cheap, made-to-order sandwiches that barely qualified as food) used to employ a spokesperson who achieved fame for losing a ton of weight eating mostly the above-referenced sandwiches and then later achieved a level of infamy when it was revealed he was a pedophile. Whoops.
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